HIM: http://9gag.com/gag/2129187
ME: you can't tell but there's a huge concentration of assholes in your school.
HIM: so how can you see it?
ME: because of my superhuman eyesight...obviously
HIM: and how did that happen...
ME: a radioactive spider jizzed in my contact solution

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