February 2012
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[14:13:38] J: just buy some music
[14:13:42] J: you must be rich anyway
[14:13:49] a: ?
[14:14:32] J: …
[14:14:49] a: ok.
[14:14:58] J: mokay
[14:15:09] a: you can hardly talk
[14:15:15] J: yes i can
[14:15:19] J: am doing so
[14:15:23] a: it’ll be awkward if you choose this moment to reveal you’re a scholar
[14:15:24] a: are you
[14:15:39] J: yes
[14:15:42] J:...
hooked up with a guy who bears an uncanny resemblance to ezra miller
so smug right now
[22/02/2012 23:59:27] a: that’s awkward i didn’t mean to make myself sound like a hermaphrodite avg conversation with annette
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dad i love you but i swear to god you have got to...
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HIM: http://9gag.com/gag/2129187
ME: you can't tell but there's a huge concentration of assholes in your school.
HIM: so how can you see it?
ME: because of my superhuman eyesight...obviously
HIM: and how did that happen...
ME: a radioactive spider jizzed in my contact solution