December 2011
[9:30:37 PM] Chloe: yesterday all i ate was meat and chocolate
HER: what are you doing ME: mentally fucking matthew goode
ex best friend tries to get back into my good books
tells other people i am an alcoholic
i-dont-have-nipples liked your photo
LOL WHAT
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I don’t like Christmas.
I don’t like the forced merriment.
I don’t like the tacky commercial cheer.
I don’t like the supposed meaning behind it.
I don’t like the memories I have of Christmas. I don’t like the people I think about during Christmas. I don’t like the sounds or smells or tastes of Christmas.
Please stop shoving it in my face.
Please...
Anonymous asked: How do you know Tom Riddle was descended from Cadmus?
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j.k. rowling you clever clever lady
I know I’m slow on the uptake, but…
Tom Riddle is descended from Cadmus Peverell.
Cadmus was a mythological figure in Ovid’s Metamorphoses.
His metamorphosis was his transformation into a snake.
BOOM.
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wow srsly tracking the felice fawn tag now, this shit is so fucking funny.
nb, sycophants: don’t ask people to give their reasons for finding her behaviour abhorrent when the only half baked response in your arsenal is ‘ur just jelous cus she’s beautiful’. frankly your unctuous fawning (do you see what i did there) over felice is shameful. i’d like to think that...
yesterday i had a dream that consisted solely of...
although actually maybe not solely because i recall feeling a sense of frustration at the kettle boiling slowly
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chloe loves damian mcginty.
[10:48:17 AM] Chloe: bed time
[10:48:21 AM] Chloe: nighty night
[10:48:21 AM] Chloe: wait
[10:48:23 AM] Annette: naight
[10:48:25 AM] Chloe: i’m not going to bed
[10:48:26 AM] Chloe: until
[10:48:31 AM] Chloe: you
[10:48:34 AM] Chloe: admit
[10:48:35 AM] Chloe: that
[10:48:36 AM] Chloe: damian
[10:48:37 AM] Chloe: and
[10:48:39 AM] Chloe: i
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[6:24:20 AM] Chloe: do you want to see pictures of you as a sim
[6:25:04 AM] Chloe: there are 4 pictures i would like to draw your attention to
[6:25:47 AM] Chloe: one is of you beating up a teddy bear
[6:25:54 AM] Chloe: i made you very grouchy.
Chloe: i met damian mcginty!!!
Annette: explain yourself
Chloe: i made him on sims
Chloe: and then married him
Chloe: and we have four children.
Chloe: so far.
Watchcharmingpeople:
The Glitch Mob | Drive It Like You Stole It (King Fantastic Remix)
i’m into metaphysics
i mean i’m really witty
Anonymous asked: this is embarrassing.. but i get a free bottle every time someone buys one at mangoaff725(dót)com and these things work better than adderall.. i legit lost 15lbs in 2 weeks.. try them. they seriously work like crazy.
JESUS CHRIST HBO ENOUGH WITH THE INCEST
MY VIRGIN EYES
i'm so bored of this.
i miss writing. but the amount of people who have access to this blog is scaring me a little. it used to be kind of fun posting candid fragments of my life but now i spend too much fucking time thinking about who it’ll offend, or what i should keep secret. it makes me angry.
i will (try) and go back to posting whatever i fucking want. granted, i have to find a happy medium between...
