December 2010
new year's resolutions: continue being awesome &...
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"I won't tell you again: hostie no singie."
vault713:
OH MY GAAAHHH
never mind the buzzcocks is panda coffee
SATAN IS WITH YOU.
abbbymarie:
When you carry the Bible, Satan experiences a headache. When you open it, Satan will have a nosebleed. Every time you read it, Satan faints. So how about, we read the Bible everyday, so that Satan will keep on fainting and by any chance, he might have a stroke and never wake up.
And did you know that when you are about to reblog this post, Satan will discourage you to only liking...
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my friend just called at 9.30 when i was passed...
imagine how that was from my perspective, seriously. you pass out halfway through the day and then suddenly you’re not dreaming about cookies anymore but get free by the vines is blasting into your ear because you left your phone on your pillow like an idiot
and then all you hear is the disembodied voice of your best friend shrieking: NO NO, THE CHORUS!
she seemed offended that i...
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