January 2012
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Jan 26th
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Jan 24th
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"Uh just so you guys know" →
youcouldbethatclever:tearoutmyinsides: MegaUpload - Closed. FileServe - Closing, does not sell premium. FileJungle - Deleting files. Locked in the U.S.. UploadStation - Locked in the U.S.. FileSonic - the news is arbitrary (under FBI investigation). VideoBB - Closed! Will… TONIGHT WE MOURN THE LOST
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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can you tell i’m right handed
Jan 22nd
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Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 11th
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her: annette her: did you sleep with your light on her: with your laptop on your face her: in an unmade bed her: for the whole night
Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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dx0p0lecat asked: So you need to post a pic of yourself.
Jan 11th
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Jan 6th
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OH MY GOD WHY DO YOU GUYS LET ME DRUNK BLOG
Jan 3rd
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HER: You’re getting some right now aren’t you, that’s why you’re not replying to my text messages. ME: *Mmmf I’ll reply once I’m done here.*  FIVE HOURS LATER ME: Lol wewps. 
Jan 2nd
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[8:25:27 PM] Annette: boiz. [8:25:37 PM] Chloe: BOIZ BOIZ BOIZ [8:26:07 PM] Annette: WE LAIK BOIZ IN CA-ARS
Jan 1st
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December 2011
[9:30:37 PM] Chloe: yesterday all i ate was meat and chocolate
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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HER: what are you doing ME: mentally fucking matthew goode 
Dec 29th
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ex best friend tries to get back into my good books tells other people i am an alcoholic
Dec 29th
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i-dont-have-nipples liked your photo LOL WHAT
Dec 28th
Dec 27th
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I don’t like Christmas. I don’t like the forced merriment. I don’t like the tacky commercial cheer. I don’t like the supposed meaning behind it. I don’t like the memories I have of Christmas. I don’t like the people I think about during Christmas. I don’t like the sounds or smells or tastes of Christmas. Please stop shoving it in my face. Please...
Dec 26th
Dec 23rd
Anonymous asked: How do you know Tom Riddle was descended from Cadmus?
Dec 23rd
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j.k. rowling you clever clever lady
I know I’m slow on the uptake, but… Tom Riddle is descended from Cadmus Peverell. Cadmus was a mythological figure in Ovid’s Metamorphoses. His metamorphosis was his transformation into a snake. BOOM.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 20th
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wow srsly tracking the felice fawn tag now, this shit is so fucking funny. nb, sycophants: don’t ask people to give their reasons for finding her behaviour abhorrent when the only half baked response in your arsenal is ‘ur just jelous cus she’s beautiful’. frankly your unctuous fawning (do you see what i did there) over felice is shameful. i’d like to think that...
Dec 20th
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yesterday i had a dream that consisted solely of...
although actually maybe not solely because i recall feeling a sense of frustration at the kettle boiling slowly
Dec 18th
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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chloe loves damian mcginty. [10:48:17 AM] Chloe: bed time [10:48:21 AM] Chloe: nighty night [10:48:21 AM] Chloe: wait [10:48:23 AM] Annette: naight [10:48:25 AM] Chloe: i’m not going to bed [10:48:26 AM] Chloe: until [10:48:31 AM] Chloe: you [10:48:34 AM] Chloe: admit [10:48:35 AM] Chloe: that [10:48:36 AM] Chloe: damian [10:48:37 AM] Chloe: and [10:48:39 AM] Chloe: i ...
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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[6:24:20 AM] Chloe: do you want to see pictures of you as a sim [6:25:04 AM] Chloe: there are 4 pictures i would like to draw your attention to [6:25:47 AM] Chloe: one is of you beating up a teddy bear [6:25:54 AM] Chloe: i made you very grouchy.
Dec 15th