February 2012
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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HIM: http://9gag.com/gag/2129187
ME: you can't tell but there's a huge concentration of assholes in your school.
HIM: so how can you see it?
ME: because of my superhuman eyesight...obviously
HIM: and how did that happen...
ME: a radioactive spider jizzed in my contact solution
Feb 1st
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January 2012
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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The New French Hacker-Artist Underground →
itwonlast: By JON LACKMAN  l  Wired Jan.20, 2012 Thirty years ago, in the dead of night, a group of six Parisian teenagers pulled off what would prove to be a fateful theft. They met up at a small cafè near the Eiffel Tower to review their plans—again—before heading out into the dark. Lifting a grate from the street, they descended a ladder to a tunnel, an unlit concrete passageway...
Jan 30th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 24th
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"Uh just so you guys know" →
youcouldbethatclever:tearoutmyinsides: MegaUpload - Closed. FileServe - Closing, does not sell premium. FileJungle - Deleting files. Locked in the U.S.. UploadStation - Locked in the U.S.. FileSonic - the news is arbitrary (under FBI investigation). VideoBB - Closed! Will… TONIGHT WE MOURN THE LOST
Jan 23rd
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can you tell i’m right handed
Jan 22nd
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 11th
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her: annette her: did you sleep with your light on her: with your laptop on your face her: in an unmade bed her: for the whole night
Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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dx0p0lecat asked: So you need to post a pic of yourself.
Jan 11th
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Jan 6th
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OH MY GOD WHY DO YOU GUYS LET ME DRUNK BLOG
Jan 3rd
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HER: You’re getting some right now aren’t you, that’s why you’re not replying to my text messages. ME: *Mmmf I’ll reply once I’m done here.*  FIVE HOURS LATER ME: Lol wewps. 
Jan 2nd
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[8:25:27 PM] Annette: boiz. [8:25:37 PM] Chloe: BOIZ BOIZ BOIZ [8:26:07 PM] Annette: WE LAIK BOIZ IN CA-ARS
Jan 1st
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December 2011
[9:30:37 PM] Chloe: yesterday all i ate was meat and chocolate
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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HER: what are you doing ME: mentally fucking matthew goode 
Dec 29th
ex best friend tries to get back into my good books tells other people i am an alcoholic
Dec 29th
i-dont-have-nipples liked your photo LOL WHAT
Dec 28th
Dec 27th
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I don’t like Christmas. I don’t like the forced merriment. I don’t like the tacky commercial cheer. I don’t like the supposed meaning behind it. I don’t like the memories I have of Christmas. I don’t like the people I think about during Christmas. I don’t like the sounds or smells or tastes of Christmas. Please stop shoving it in my face. Please...
Dec 26th
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