boss: so what is that bar like during the day
me: i have no idea. i've only ever been after 10pm
boss: oh so you're too trashed to ever know what it's like at any point of the day
me: ??? i've only been there at the beginning of a night out!
boss: your night BEGINS after 10pm?
me: ...i'm 20
boyfriend: *looks at photo of us kissing from new year's eve* if that doesn't say 'i love you', what does?
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